Ting-Tong.
I looked up from my rummaging. Guests.
My father's old (they always iterate that they go way back) had come to pay a visit.
He was accompanied by his wife and his daughter, a cute young thing. I was about to squeeze her cheeks when she side stepped experlye and said, "Excuse me, I am eleven."
"Right." I said, withdrawing my hand. I recollected an incident that PC was telling me about. Of course, you know about it.
After all the niceties had been exchanged, all the fuss over how much the children have grown done with, the grown-ups began talking about Room number 2419, a mysterious place where my father and his friends had done things that...that people generally do at that age.
Since I had nothing much to do except to offer occasional laughs of disbelief, I began fiddling with my hair, collar, fingers and so on.
"Tell me something, what do you use for your hair? Gel or water?", asked the eleven-year-old-girl whose name I later found out was Rinki.
"Er, I don't use gel. Water occasionally.", I answered, looking at her curiously.
"No, you use gel." She said sanctimoniously, as if that's a felony.
"No, I don't!"
"Well, for the past ten minutes you have been constantly fiddling with your hair!" She accused. "You are a show-off!"
"Well, that's because I was sitting idle, dear." I said and added, "And come to think of it, you have been trying to put that lock of hair behind your ear for quite some time now." I said pointedly.
"So?" she asked, narrowing her eyes.
"So what?!"
"I am a girl." She said, as if that explained everything. "We do that."
"Right." I said, and wisely refrained from pointing out the small hole in her logic. Just eleven after all.
Remind me to be careful about how i use the word just.
***
She seemed the quintessences of curiosity once she got the measure of me. Is that a good thing? She stomped about without the slightest regard to whether I mind or not.
She suddenly came upon my guitar during her scrupulous inspection of my room.
"Play it.", She said austerely. I looked at her.
"Please." She added as an after thought.
I decided to play "Happy-Birthday" and "500 miles". I have very limited choices, you see.
"Play Jai ho." She said.
"Er, I am not an expert. Jai ho is pretty tough."
"But I want-"
"I cant." I said, and went on strumming absentmindedly.
"Tell me something, Why aren't you talking to me?" she asked.
"Er, I am talking!" (Kindly read the blog from the beginning if you, the reader, have any doubts.)
"No, I mean properly. Like chatting." She said, raising her left eyebrow. Now, I envy people who can do that. It's SO expressive! I want to do it. That reminds me, Raktima can do that too. Hmph.
"Well, you might have not noticed, but we have some differences. I am not used to talking about the stuff that you might want to talk about." I explained kindly.
"Yeah, you are right." She said, nodding. "Boys are pretty dense." She said knowingly.
I blinked.
"I was referring to our age difference, dear. I am 16. You are 11." I said, trying to gain back some respect.
"Oh thats not a problem!" She said, jumping up. "Girls have a 5 year mental lead on boys, don't you know! We are more advanced, you see. You try me, I can keep up!" she said giving me a dazzling smile.
'A chauvinist if there ever was one!' I thought to myself before I treated her to a Rohan smile.
[There is a particular photograph in facebook in which Rohan has been captured smiling. The camera man was Roro. It's that smile that I am talking about. Please, do see it.]
"Well, What do I talk about..." i said, thinking.
"Why don't you start with how many girlfriends you have?" she asked innocently.
"I, er, How many?"
"Yeah, like 7 or 8?"
"Aa.."
"Oh leave it." She snapped."You probably don't even know what a girlfriend is.", She said dismissively. I tried to give her another Rohan smile.
"Don't do that, you look like a baboon."
"Right.", I said, hissing. She made me realise that I can hiss a word that has no "s" in it.
"How many boyfriends to you have?", I asked her to drive the conversation away from turning into a comparison between a baboon and me. I was expecting triple digits.
"None." She said contemptuously.
"Why am I not surprised?", I blurted before I could stop myself.
"What?" She asked.
"Nothing!" I said quickly.
"Yes thing!", She said suspiciously "what surprise were you-"
"Oh, i said that it's a surprise that KKR are batting like that." I said, nodding at the television.
"What does KKR have to do with boyfriends?" She asked.
"You see, Shah Rukh Khan... was the boyfriend..." I began.
"Oh, do shut up." She said irritably. "I don't want boyfriends.", She stated royally.
I was flabbergasted. No one tells me to shut up! But the bottom line is that i did shut up. :(
"But don't worry, boyfriends happen all the time. You need to chill out. Besides, don't you think that you are a bit too young for-" I began.
"No, I don't think so.", She said complacently. "You are perfectly old enough to-"
"I was talking about you.", I said.
"Oh its the same, don't you know the equation?" She asked, probably thinking to herself 'hes dumb.'
"Equation?", I asked densely.
"Are dhyatt, I told you. 11G=16B. Difference of 5. Its a constant.", She snapped "Like in Physics. My mum told me that g, thats is gravity by the way, is a constant." She said smugly.
"Right.", I said, gritting my teeth delicately. "You are smart."
"I know. I get that a lot." she said, smiling good-naturedly. Was she joking? Maybe. I can never be sure.
***
"Yeah, I am in South Point. You didn't know?" She asked me severely. I was being reprimanded for something that I had no possibility of knowing. Jesus.
"In class six. In high school." She finished.
"Oh, I am in 11. In the same school."
"Oh! Then you should come and meet me during Lunch break!", She exclaimed.
"Uh, Oh-kay.", I said, nodding, imagining a very eventful Lunch break.
"And bring your friends along. Your girlfriends, boyfriends...everyone!", She said brightly.
"I don't think that will be a good idea..." I said cautiously. I have some self respect, you know.
"What?!", she asked.
"Nothing nothing. Yeah, i'll do that, yeah."
***
Guys. When's the school reopening? :(
And, are there plenty out there like this little young thing? Mommy!
I looked up from my rummaging. Guests.
My father's old (they always iterate that they go way back) had come to pay a visit.
He was accompanied by his wife and his daughter, a cute young thing. I was about to squeeze her cheeks when she side stepped experlye and said, "Excuse me, I am eleven."
"Right." I said, withdrawing my hand. I recollected an incident that PC was telling me about. Of course, you know about it.
After all the niceties had been exchanged, all the fuss over how much the children have grown done with, the grown-ups began talking about Room number 2419, a mysterious place where my father and his friends had done things that...that people generally do at that age.
Since I had nothing much to do except to offer occasional laughs of disbelief, I began fiddling with my hair, collar, fingers and so on.
"Tell me something, what do you use for your hair? Gel or water?", asked the eleven-year-old-girl whose name I later found out was Rinki.
"Er, I don't use gel. Water occasionally.", I answered, looking at her curiously.
"No, you use gel." She said sanctimoniously, as if that's a felony.
"No, I don't!"
"Well, for the past ten minutes you have been constantly fiddling with your hair!" She accused. "You are a show-off!"
"Well, that's because I was sitting idle, dear." I said and added, "And come to think of it, you have been trying to put that lock of hair behind your ear for quite some time now." I said pointedly.
"So?" she asked, narrowing her eyes.
"So what?!"
"I am a girl." She said, as if that explained everything. "We do that."
"Right." I said, and wisely refrained from pointing out the small hole in her logic. Just eleven after all.
Remind me to be careful about how i use the word just.
***
She seemed the quintessences of curiosity once she got the measure of me. Is that a good thing? She stomped about without the slightest regard to whether I mind or not.
She suddenly came upon my guitar during her scrupulous inspection of my room.
"Play it.", She said austerely. I looked at her.
"Please." She added as an after thought.
I decided to play "Happy-Birthday" and "500 miles". I have very limited choices, you see.
"Play Jai ho." She said.
"Er, I am not an expert. Jai ho is pretty tough."
"But I want-"
"I cant." I said, and went on strumming absentmindedly.
"Tell me something, Why aren't you talking to me?" she asked.
"Er, I am talking!" (Kindly read the blog from the beginning if you, the reader, have any doubts.)
"No, I mean properly. Like chatting." She said, raising her left eyebrow. Now, I envy people who can do that. It's SO expressive! I want to do it. That reminds me, Raktima can do that too. Hmph.
"Well, you might have not noticed, but we have some differences. I am not used to talking about the stuff that you might want to talk about." I explained kindly.
"Yeah, you are right." She said, nodding. "Boys are pretty dense." She said knowingly.
I blinked.
"I was referring to our age difference, dear. I am 16. You are 11." I said, trying to gain back some respect.
"Oh thats not a problem!" She said, jumping up. "Girls have a 5 year mental lead on boys, don't you know! We are more advanced, you see. You try me, I can keep up!" she said giving me a dazzling smile.
'A chauvinist if there ever was one!' I thought to myself before I treated her to a Rohan smile.
[There is a particular photograph in facebook in which Rohan has been captured smiling. The camera man was Roro. It's that smile that I am talking about. Please, do see it.]
"Well, What do I talk about..." i said, thinking.
"Why don't you start with how many girlfriends you have?" she asked innocently.
"I, er, How many?"
"Yeah, like 7 or 8?"
"Aa.."
"Oh leave it." She snapped."You probably don't even know what a girlfriend is.", She said dismissively. I tried to give her another Rohan smile.
"Don't do that, you look like a baboon."
"Right.", I said, hissing. She made me realise that I can hiss a word that has no "s" in it.
"How many boyfriends to you have?", I asked her to drive the conversation away from turning into a comparison between a baboon and me. I was expecting triple digits.
"None." She said contemptuously.
"Why am I not surprised?", I blurted before I could stop myself.
"What?" She asked.
"Nothing!" I said quickly.
"Yes thing!", She said suspiciously "what surprise were you-"
"Oh, i said that it's a surprise that KKR are batting like that." I said, nodding at the television.
"What does KKR have to do with boyfriends?" She asked.
"You see, Shah Rukh Khan... was the boyfriend..." I began.
"Oh, do shut up." She said irritably. "I don't want boyfriends.", She stated royally.
I was flabbergasted. No one tells me to shut up! But the bottom line is that i did shut up. :(
"But don't worry, boyfriends happen all the time. You need to chill out. Besides, don't you think that you are a bit too young for-" I began.
"No, I don't think so.", She said complacently. "You are perfectly old enough to-"
"I was talking about you.", I said.
"Oh its the same, don't you know the equation?" She asked, probably thinking to herself 'hes dumb.'
"Equation?", I asked densely.
"Are dhyatt, I told you. 11G=16B. Difference of 5. Its a constant.", She snapped "Like in Physics. My mum told me that g, thats is gravity by the way, is a constant." She said smugly.
"Right.", I said, gritting my teeth delicately. "You are smart."
"I know. I get that a lot." she said, smiling good-naturedly. Was she joking? Maybe. I can never be sure.
***
"Yeah, I am in South Point. You didn't know?" She asked me severely. I was being reprimanded for something that I had no possibility of knowing. Jesus.
"In class six. In high school." She finished.
"Oh, I am in 11. In the same school."
"Oh! Then you should come and meet me during Lunch break!", She exclaimed.
"Uh, Oh-kay.", I said, nodding, imagining a very eventful Lunch break.
"And bring your friends along. Your girlfriends, boyfriends...everyone!", She said brightly.
"I don't think that will be a good idea..." I said cautiously. I have some self respect, you know.
"What?!", she asked.
"Nothing nothing. Yeah, i'll do that, yeah."
***
Guys. When's the school reopening? :(
And, are there plenty out there like this little young thing? Mommy!