There is JUST something about the smell of Spirit. What i love about the house being painted is the smell of the spirit. Ah, Bliss! What a perfectly out of the world fragrance! If it weren't for the repulsed looks that mum throws at me, I would most probably spray it all over me.
The smell is quite affecting too. It drives everything out of my mind. Feels like something good is happening. Increasingly silly, i know.
But i cant keep a bottle of spirit with me all the time. Its sad, really. I don't even have the luxury of nail polish removers.
So, the window grills have been painted black. They were green before, if you must know. So, all in all, a good change.
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My mum theorized that there are Four wide variety of mums.
1.Good mum
2.Bad Mum
3.Normal mum
4.South Point Mum.
the others being common, i will concentrate specifically on the South Point Mums.
Now, the south Point mums show very complicated characteristics. They seem to posses an infinite wealth of knowledge about their ward's syllabus, about which "xeroxes" are better, which teacher is giving out the most "Bankable" notes, how to ensure that their sons/daughters get the highest, et cetera.
The other day, i was ambushed by a couple of South Point Mums when i, in a moment of uncontrollable, unconditional madness, said that I am in 11, and in South Point.
*shudder*
Also, my mum recounted some interesting tales about some ladies, whom she had the good fortune of studying outside Jagabandhu.
A lady was lecturing others on the importance of xeroxes in a students life. All of a sudden, a Maruti 800 ran over her foot. She was immediately taken to Ruby General hospital. She came back an hour later with her foot bandaged.
She said, "As soon as i reached, they xeroxed my foot. Oh dear, what am i saying! I mean X-rayed..."
The side effects of xerox, ladies and gentlemen.
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I find it very disagreeable. The fact that most five to ten year olds feel bossy at ease in my presence. What happened to good old intimidating tall 16 year olds? I must enroll for a personality hardening up course.
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Also, has anyone of you found a cure for pins and needles? Well, this might work. If your left foot is undergoing the sensation, then pinch your right ear lobe. And left ear lobe for the other leg. Of course, do this only if you want to get rid of the sensation. I personally love pins and needles.
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And i have a problem. An exhaust fan problem. Someone explain it!
An exhaust fan, when seen from behind shows an illusion. It is a black mobile patch that changes with the angle of sight. If your line of sight is perpendicular to the blade of the fan, its okay. As you move up or down, the black patch moves correspondingly down and up. At a tremendous risk of my nose, i studied it closely, but due to physical, mental as well as temporal interference from my mother I had to stop. I figure its something to do with light and stuff. Pray explain, someone.
3 comments:
I cant figure out. You the thing, my man, u figure out. Tor hobe onek kichu. Tui physics-e nobel pabi.
And u r H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I mean,the blog is.
word verification code: phsat.
"Life shouldn't be left to chance, it has a sense of humour." My dear, u have all ready smashed the world with that line.
south point mums., where do i begin?? they are a different speices altogether, as ur mum has inferred! too many anecdotes, just too many!
high bxtp, btw!
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